bettybonesco:

this might be my favorite gif

bettybonesco:

this might be my favorite gif

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plasticbagvevo:

when your friends joke about something you’re really sensitive about

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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

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n4rc1ss1st:

me:image

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basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

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stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.


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